President #19

William Jefferson Clinton, known as "Bill Jeff" to no one really, was originally named "William Jefferson Blythe III" after his late father, but changed it to his adoptive father's name in highschool. It was a very sweet gesture, but I'm guessing a big "f- you" to his grandpa Blythe. "This family name ends HERE." Bill Jeff ran for Congress in the 70's and lost, but CONSOLATION PRIZE married Hillary the next year. After serving two terms during which the country had unprecedented peace and prosperity, he left office to serve the country in other ways and be generally known for being super duper horny.

EDIT: In hindsight I really should have given him a single tear rolling down his cheek.