This is another one of those that you can ask me about if you’re interested. But I think its probably self-explanatory.

P.S.: All this art? For sale.

I play the monster in this video. My buddy and oft times twin Josh Forbes (The guy in the Mexico trip pictures) directed it, and my fine lookin wife who gave me a child and then foolishly kicked me out of the house is played by my other twin, Ginger Gonzaga.

Ginger and I debut at 2:50.

…but at least they know how to keep their napkins tidy.

I found this at a Goodwill on Ventura today. Pretty unfortunate. Cause my napkins are all OVER the place, and I just can’t use this. Now, if there were a hammer and sickle spice rack? Hell yeah.

I have no idea why sometimes when you upload a video to youtube it starts all grey like that. It’s a mystery of science, and one that I firmly believe we are not meant to solve.

I made this last summer, and sometimes people tell me I should do another one. Well, a) I don’t have another boat. B) I lost that 6 pack seasons ago. And C) I have no clue how to follow it up. I think maybe if I could find some kind of rooftop somewhere…

It took me a solid minute to realize he didn’t have any arms, either. This makes Michael Francis Wiley look like a sap.

I don’t know where this poster came from, but I’ve been seeing it all over town. Damn, that guy is HANDSOME. I’d vote for him. Except that he’s broke. Broke broke. Had to crack the piggy bank open to afford Little Caesars tonight kind of broke. (Click here for the original poster in case you haven’t seen it.)

Hooray!

Not sure why I’m suddenly on this skatingboarding kick. I don’t skate. And it’s not just because I’m a grown up with a car. Or because I’m insatiably lazy. Or because I never learned how to skate because I was so physically awkward and uncoordinated growing up. Oh wait, yeah, that’s why. Uncoordinated growing up.

Click on it for the full glory.

On an unrelated note, if you want to draw traffic to your site, write a blog about a woman who doesn’t get off her toilet for 2 years. (Scroll down for the blog). Google sends a lot of people my way from that. Which is cool, except its the kind of person who’s googling “Woman” and “Toilet.” Ewwww.

And on another unrelated note, someone is going to pay me an excessive amount of money to make a model of a building. So on one hand, hooray for answered prayers. I need the money. But on the other hand, I’m envisioning a lot of trips to model-supply stores and long conversation with modeling enthusiasts. Excelsior!