More Shaun White junk.

Filmed a series of shorts to promote Nelly’s new album. Yes, I was in a Nelly music video. Technically.

A few of us improvisors held ‘auditions’ for girls to be dancers in his new video. Which was pretty much a lie. The girls are all real, though. We pretty much all felt like horrible jerks afterwards, except for Josh, who came up with the idea in the first place. He LOVED it. But at the end of the day it came out pretty funny and we didn’t make anyone but ourselves look that bad.

But here I am standing in for Nelly.

There was like a good five minute discussion between Shaun and his brother about wearing the shorts. Me? I have no brother, so it was an instant done deal.

As a side note, I still have them. That isn’t a threat.

My all time high is like 400 hits on one of my videos. Funny.

See more at hp.com/shaun

Made this a few months ago.

Scattered around my room are relics from days when I traveled. Snowglobes, Polaroids, a couple hundred motel keycards. Now I find myself sitting in my room all day. I have a car, I have some gas. What’s keeping me?

I know what’s keeping me. It’s probably the same thing keeping you.

Music by TUNGG

I’ve been waiting for this to show up online for a while now. Thanks to Dan for finding it.

I stirred that cup full of lukewarm water for three solid hours.

I’ll post two today. I made a million of these one night. After enjoying some beverages.

The key term there was “was.”