Hey, HP launched their new site for the stuff we shot last month… Some funny little scenes. There’s apparently going to be a lot of new videos added in the next couple weeks, so I’ll keep checking. Click the photo to go to the site. Pretty cool experience with a lot of great people.

So I made a new site called ‘Kill Eagle Man’, a project I’m going to be working on. Click the picture to go to the site. Hope you like it.

Let me know your thoughts in the comments. Thanks!

SO there’s this ferry in the Philippines, and it’s upside down. And there’s like hundreds of dead people in it.

So they got some divers to go dive into this dark, capsized boat, swim around in it looking for survivors.

Which were none.

Now, I’m not saying that our jobs don’t suck from time to time, but I would just like you to picture putting on some scuba gear and knowingly swimming into a cramped toxic place with hundreds and hundreds of dead bodies floating around.

Really picture that. Waving your little underwater flashlight around. Bumping into them, pushing through them to go even further into the darkness.

Yikes.

Yikes.

Shiver, yikes.

Men charged after skull dug up, used as bong

Amazing.

I’m not talking about the fact that they used something so gross as a bong. What’s amazing is that these guys got high and STILL went outside the house. And not to get food. They left the house and they DUG. With shovels and elbow grease. Have you ever tried diggin up a body? Believe me, it’s harding freaking work.

So kudos to you, weirdo stoners! You didn’t just break the law, you broke a few stereotypes as well.

Sheriff: Woman sat on toilet for 2 years

“WICHITA, Kan. - Authorities are considering charges in the bizarre case of a woman who sat on her boyfriend’s toilet for two years — so long that her body was stuck to the seat by the time the boyfriend finally called police.”

Click the headline to view the article. I really can’t tell which of the couple is nuttier than the other. Cause, for me, if my girl sits on a toilet for any longer than like a month, I am like, “Peace out, babe.” Cause I KNOW how I like to be treated.

Word is bond.

I was trying to google someone I met the other day and discovered this PRETTY GREAT page. Apparently Akron has a prostitution problem. But as they say, “One man’s trash is another man’s funny collection of pictures.” Oh and for the record, the person I was looking for wasn’t there. Too bad.

Click here! Akron Police Department’s official “John-Be-Gone” website.

Here’s some quick thoughts:
Don’t blame him. Blame the ’stache.
The asthmatic kid from Malcolm in the Middle?
You know who has a good attitude? Nicole does!
These eyes see into my soul.
These eyes see THROUGH my soul
These eyes see nothing.

And a quick rundown of the music scene, in order: Creed, Metallica, and Snow*

*If you get the Snow reference, bless you.

Some of these are just coincidences. But Tony Dungy is in there TWICE. And people thought I was gay in school for being an artist…

Click on the picture for LOTS more.