I make a firm stance against Fios.
December 1st, 2009
Honestly I’m not sure what Fios is, but I memorized some very convincing facts about it. The guy in the doggy door is named Mike and he’s the guy in all the post office ads. Sorry, ladies. He’s married.
Also, they did this whole thing with a dog that was supposed to attack him at the end. They had this crazy lady straight out of Best In Show feeding this dog 100 treats a minute trying to get him to jump on Mike’s face and growl. No such luck. He just kind of kept jumping up at the treats and wagging his tail, with Mike crammed uncomfortably into this tiny door for six hours. I just wandered around the whole time, blind. I really should buy some contacts.

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4 Comments
Add your own1. Lindsay | December 1st, 2009 at 12:18 pm
Very convincingly. Very. I dig it. You are such a star.
2. Matt | December 1st, 2009 at 12:36 pm
nice. they should of gotten this dog trainer/dog/wolf…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUbmt-ze_os
We did a story about him for the pet show i use to work on for PBS. nice guy and great with the all the pets.
3. Angela | December 1st, 2009 at 12:52 pm
Barak, Just don’t do anything against DirecTV and I’ll keep being a BIG FAN!!
4. Luke | December 7th, 2009 at 11:59 am
so thaaaaat’s what your hair looks like combed. me likey.
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