Directed by Alex Beh, with him, Joe Nunez and me.  Also the lady who called the cops on us, saying there were two black guys robbing the gas station. And the cops who showed up with their guns drawn.

I am never shooting a “robbery” scene again. Cops always show up with their guns drawn.

My super talented friend Josh Forbes directed this video, and I got to make the russian nesting dolls for it. I think the video turned out amazing. Also, the girl from the band is deathly afraid of snakes. I almost learned that the hard way.

Honestly I’m not sure what Fios is, but I memorized some very convincing facts about it.  The guy in the doggy door is named Mike and he’s the guy in all the post office ads. Sorry, ladies. He’s married.

Also, they did this whole thing with a dog that was supposed to attack him at the end. They had this crazy lady straight out of Best In Show feeding this dog 100 treats a minute trying to get him to jump on Mike’s face and growl. No such luck. He just kind of kept jumping up at the treats and wagging his tail, with Mike crammed uncomfortably into this tiny door for six hours. I just wandered around the whole time, blind. I really should buy some contacts.